Immaculate Infection Tour 09'

Poo in the mirror

2012-01-10T07:49:00.001-08:00

I'm talking to my poo in the mirror. I'm asking it hoe do you tasteAnd noPoo could have been any softer if you want to make the world a better place take a look at your poo and have a tastse

Ows 123whatareweoccupyingfordontaskmeidontgiveashitmarchontowallstandits567openupthepaddywagonwellaintgottimetowonderwhywoopiewereallgoingtojail

2011-11-28T18:07:00.001-08:00

incest twincest

2011-01-28T06:28:00.000-08:00

if we cant have babies lets fuck all night
i want it to end with sunlight
we become blood like brothers and
i think you would make a wonderful
mother
incest twincest excess muscles
if your sleepy have a four loko
i have every single flavor
let me do you a sexual favor

shitty

2010-06-16T17:45:00.000-07:00

i took a poop in my brain i feel insane
i am shitty
s h i t t y
all the sad things come from behind

Dear John

2010-02-14T15:11:00.000-08:00

i have been hanging out with so many johns
now i smell like piss
wet dreams
wet dreams

That's my jam

2010-01-25T19:11:00.000-08:00

She has water for days
cry cry cry
baby cry

blow pops

2009-10-15T19:40:00.000-07:00

my mouth is not big enough

for your penis

so i went home

to masturbate

if we were robots

would you let me

stick it in

if we were made

out of tin

would it make

my hair thin

i really enjoyed it

i was so wet

cum on my clothes

there's a homo that delivers

fro yo

i used to be a dyke yo

my belly is full yo

i kinda like a dude that

has a flamin' hot

fire crotch

if we could trade places

would you masturbate for me?

i got a blow pop

with your name on it

i got to go hot til i take a shit

i go real high

and then i go real low

(throw blow pops into audience)

zombie michael

2009-06-29T20:28:00.001-07:00

i miss my mommy

she came into the world chocolate and left

it vanilla

i miss my xo xo

looking for my special

misses

butt hold up

i see a child

I'm cruising the fair

i am not into bears

I like them smooth and young

and hung

zombie michael

(throws blankets into audience)

zombie michael

It's a thriller time at the ranch

spank my ass

lick my ass

scratch my ass

with your finger in my holy hole

practicing recording

2009-02-24T08:19:00.000-08:00

intervention

2009-01-27T16:07:00.000-08:00

i tried the red pill and the black pill and the yellow and the clear pill

i can cure your gay
you can cure my gay
she can cure my gay
he can cure my gay

take the dildo out of your ass and pass it around the room
when it comes back to you
you know what to dooooooo
take the dildo out of your mouth
put it in the dishwasher
you know what to do
smoke a dick
armpit

2009-01-01T20:12:00.000-08:00

The Christmas Post Op

2009-01-01T19:51:00.000-08:00

Operation! take my appendix

hymen removal unnecessary

pound your fist up my ass

fist for your forefathers

John
Paul
George
Ringo

Daddy wears a cowboy hat
drives

a black Mitsubishi
runs
asians burning
rice
butt fucking sumo wrestlers
selling
pounds of weed over seas
Eating fish
Weed Crack weed Crack
white black white black
jam the yule tide up your
rectum
Its delicious
shrimp jambalaya
fake sausage made of soybeans
I'm not a Vegan I'm a freegan

cookie farts

2008-11-24T07:54:00.000-08:00

holiday! celebrate!
roll out the dough
spread yo cheeks
press against the cookie sheet

harrass the hairy ass
rub my toes in the dough
knead me knead me
and then fart
yeast infection from cookie farts
hurts so much
to make cookie farts

pain for the holiday

silk screen?

2008-10-22T22:28:00.000-07:00

Tiger Milk

2008-10-22T14:07:00.000-07:00

Wet pussy in a bowl of milk
wet pussy in a bullet hole
wet pussy in a bowl of milk

pastry pastry pastry
and a plate of ham
pastry pastry pastry
and a broken egg

wet pussy to the left
to the right

raw eggs in my butt
raw eggs cracked in my butt
head stands
give me eggs in my butt
gotta gotta take it
you just got to let it flow

the claw

2008-10-13T16:24:00.000-07:00

your hole is mine for the evening
feel my claw carress the inner lining of your belly
cheeseburgers hot dogs mustard and sourkrout
scratch scratch
is that your baby
I have reached the cord
choke
choke
choke
feel my claw inside your belly

rehersal

2008-10-13T16:14:00.000-07:00

zombie gaybies

2008-09-29T17:46:00.000-07:00

(bucket of blood and poo thrown at audience)

can you eat my insides

suck off my large intestine

suck suck suck

suck my nipples

burn my flesh

im having zombie gaybies

im having the zombie gaybies

over for dinner tonight

POOP CHUTE

2008-09-29T17:43:00.000-07:00

(childrens voices): i took it up the poop chute!

Hustling for Blow pops!

Get it,BLOW POPS

I was a pansy

lookin for ways to get my rocks

Go girly boy! Go girly boy! Go!

Carrots , popsicles

I needed that tickle

I cried when it came out shitty

(childrens voices): I took it up the poop chute!

Chunky discharge

2008-09-29T17:40:00.000-07:00

Whats that that blocks the main?!

Like cholesterol in the vein

A pimple that must be popped

should have aborted the baby of that cop

took a village to get this far

tickles for quarters in back of his car

chunky discharge it smelled to high heaven

serves her right

been sticking things in it since she was seven

sugarland chola

2008-09-15T18:54:00.000-07:00

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart con pussy con pussy con pusssy

if i was a 27yr old mani would take my clothes off for you

i would masturbate on your face

if i was at sugarland i would make you pick me up and carry me like a baby

push me up against the wall play with my holy hole

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart

i'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

2008-08-26T07:53:00.000-07:00

I'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

GIVE ME A RIDE ON YOUR BEWitch'n

burrito

poo on my face

salsa verde y con queso

con queso

poo on my face

i miss your face and your race

no no no

kick it dirty

lesbian bear

2008-08-20T11:23:00.000-07:00

twinkies and cupcakes all up in my stomach

back hair, girly parts you don't have to pick

I got what you crave

facial hair and a cave

lets go spelunking

bring your flashlight

this bitch is hairy ,

but she don't bite

(chorus)

grrr... i'm a lesbian bear

won't shave my butt and don't use nair

guys they love it , ladies they get it

if you want this body you'r gonna have to pet it

2008-08-20T11:09:00.001-07:00

tranny train

2008-08-19T10:39:00.000-07:00

Riding on the tranny train

the tranny train

o girl i feel like a lesbian bear

get one ticket for this tranny train

les be honest lets get a ticket for this

tranny train

this tranny train

touch it

lick it

we know you want it

thats whats up!

ROUGH TRADE

2008-08-13T13:32:00.000-07:00

MASTURBATING WHILE CRYING

BUTT HE ONLY CUMS WHEN HE IS ANGRY

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

THE BURNING TORCH

ANAL PROSTITUTES

I WENT TO PARIS AND I DIDN'T GET ANY ACTION

I GOT A DISEASE

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

IT'S THE IMMACULATE INFECTION

TWO HANDS SPREADING THE HOLE

WIDER THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE

INSTEAD OF MORNING WOOD

I GET A BAGUETTE

SHINY PENIS, GLEEN IS COOL

HAVING SEX IS MY ONLY RULE!

SWEET AND MUSKY

2008-08-13T13:27:00.000-07:00

Early in the morning

it rises from his secret love hole

tangy and dark

big tits

like if Jenna didn't know she was pregnant

the baby would be full of drugs and alcohol

really wet thighs

diaper rash

anal prolapse

on the train

i don't care I love the Pain

MARKET IN THE MIDDLE

2008-08-13T12:55:00.000-07:00

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT THE PILLOW

I WOULD MAKE YOU CHOKE ON GOOSE FEATHERS

YOU WOULD BE COUGHING CAUSE SO MANY FEATHERS

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I WOULD RUB VASELINE ON YOUR THIGHS

BE ARGENTINIAN AND UNCUT I WOULD GET HARD ALL NIGHT

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

YOU WOULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT

I WOULD PUSH YOU ON THE BED

YOUR CHEEKS WOULD CLAP AGAINST MY PUBES

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I'LL PUT A HANDLE ON YOUR HAIR

MAKE SURE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BINDS

WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LATEX MASK

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN GOLD WRAPPERS

IN MY BACK POCKET FLANNEL SHIRTS RIPPED

OPEN IN HALF

CONSTRUCTION BOOTS INSIDE MY CLOSET

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

DAMN SURE I AM HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Puffy Pussy

2008-08-13T12:44:00.001-07:00

YO SOY EL CONQUISTADOR!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!

EL SCORCHO! EL SCHORCHO!!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!

MATANZA EL PERRO ES VIVO EN SINISTER!

TODO ESTA BIEN?

Your mom's anorexic

2008-08-13T12:31:00.000-07:00

your mom is anorexic

she's got home cooked meals

but there's no eating

Dunkin Donuts

(throws donuts into the audience)

she's queen of the pie eating contest

butt there's no tasting

Dunkin Donuts

She keeps Dad satisfied but there's no touching

Dunkin Donuts

I thought she was bulemic butt in fact she is anorexic

Dunkin Donuts

Glaze your mom

French Cruller

French Twister

EAT YOUR MOM

GLAZED!

2008-08-13T12:14:00.000-07:00

Typhoid Fever

poop your brains out

typhoid fever

you'll get wripped apart

typhoid fever

use it for lube

more delicious than two girls one cup

peanut butter enema

super chewy

xtra crunchy

no stir required

it's organic

rinse wash repeat

peanut butter enema

I AM A PEANUT BUTTER MACHINE!

title of songs

2008-08-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

1. puffy pussy

2. market in the middle

3. your mom is anorexic

4. typhoid fever

5. can you please wash your hands before touching me

6. enter me slowly

7. clams

8. rough trade

9. meat fucker

10. sore nipples

11. cha cha cha tacos

12. crack is wack

beards are queer

2008-08-13T11:19:00.001-07:00

PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING ME

popeyes was poppin

you placed the big order

biscuits and coleslaw

the chicken was greasy

can you please wash your hands before touching me!